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On Saturday 02 February 2008 15:18, Clare Shepherd wrote: > > how long will it be before a box of tissues tell us how to blow our > > nose! > > > > food for thought > > Charlie > > There'll probably be a Health & Safety directive soon that all boxes > must have similar instructions and warnings in red to prevent us > getting paper cuts. Cut myself on one of those 'health and safety' notices once - should make them out of non-inflammable-hypoalergenic rubber, except some pervert might find them a bit 'interesting' The fate of the human race - Reductio ad absurdum. Excuse me while I go and reduce myself to the absurd with special low flavour low fun homebrew - in shatterproof plastic glasses of course. Mind you you could choke on that if it should suddenly freeze so perhaps I should add some antifreeze........ Tom te tom te tom Hic -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html