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On Tue, 28 Jan 2014 20:24:40 +0000, Simon Avery <digdilem@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > At the risk of being one of the people you're writing this for... > > "Computer not there" Turn chair round. > > "Computer dark". Turn it on. > > "Somebody's stole my computer!". You're in the wrong office. > > "Printer says it's working, but I can't find what's being printed." Yes, > we got fed up with you breaking the printer, so we took it away and hid it. > > "Phone not working." That's a Fischer Price one somebody gave you as a > prank. > > Or maybe I can just forward users to this... http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl :-) Rob -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/listfaq