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george wrote:
> Yes, Apple does use Ms Office but if someone has
> difficulty moving to Open Office then I would say that they don't eat boiled
> eggs either because it's too much hard work to take the top off.
>
> (It's amazing how quickly you can get into rant mode when talking about Ms)
>
> George
I'm toying with the concept of Microsoft Boiled Egg Support....
nah... that would be silly.....
oh go on then....
MS: Good morning Microsoft Boiled Egg Support:
cmr: My egg broke!
MS: Yes sir it's supposed to.
cmr: But.. but... it *broke*
MS: Can you repeat the steps and see if the same result occurs?
cmr: ....... .... no.. that was my last egg
MS: Can you describe exactly what steps you took please sir?
cmr: I picked up my spoon and hit it.
MS: A spoon.
cmr: Yes a spoon.. why?
MS: Microsoft Eggs are designed for breaking with a knife... using an
incorrect implement would invalidate the MS Egg EULA... I would have
to recommend reinstalling the egg..... hello...? sir? are you there?
*click*
MS: Good morning Microsoft Boiled Egg Support:
cmr: My egg won't break!
*gunshot*
hehe
Julian
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