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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 george wrote: > So, who is the biggest nerd. There are 4 here I don't understand. Look out > Google, here I come. (I love the one about the infinite number of > mathematicians) > > * F(x)= sin(x) walks into a restaurant and > orders some soup. The waiter replies, "Sorry > but we don't cater for functions here." Yes > > * I have a complex relationship with my > girlfriend. I'm Real, and she's Imaginary... > yes > * What's got feathers and goes "Pieces of > seven, pieces of seven?" A parroty error. > yes > * An infinite number of mathematicians go into > a bar. One asks for a pint of beer, the next > asks for a half. The third asks for a quarter > of a pint, and the fourth asks for an eighth of > a pint. The barman pours two pints and says > "Just sort it out among yourselves". > yes > * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are > sliding down. which one falls off first? The > one with the greatest mew. > kind of > * Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because > they can't C sharp. > yes > * Why do programmers get Halloween and > Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. > nope > * Two atoms are shooting the shit one day > ATOM 1: Mate, I think I've lost an electron. > ATOM 2: Are you sure? > ATOM 1: Yep, I'm positive. > yes > * What is the contour interval around western > Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in > eastern Europe. > yes > * Some people think the glass is half empty. > Some people think the glass is half full. > Database admins think the glass is twice the > size it needs to be. > yes, (first reading that the references to half full or half empty sounds like that thing in schrodinger mechanics with the cat > * Your mother is so fat she sat on a Binary > Tree and turned it into a linked list in real > time. > yes > * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The > landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at > the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the > second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred." > i thought spiral and barred galaxies were different, so the second one would not be a spiral so I guess I can say yes you missed this one there are 10 types of people in the world who understand binary, those that do, those that don't. :) As I scored over 50 percent (or am I closer to 75) does that make me a nerd. Paul - -- Paul Sutton www.zleap.net Support Open and ISO standard file formats ISO 26300 odf http://www.odfalliance.org Next Linux User Group meet : April 4th : 3pm, Shoreline Cafe Paignton -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.9 (GNU/Linux) Comment: Using GnuPG with Mozilla - http://enigmail.mozdev.org iEYEARECAAYFAkm1AEIACgkQaggq1k2FJq39DwCghq+jlHh0wDu3omL/ACDZqACl 6sMAmgJdPGhBOMKST8/KPFG0juSVFO/S =oCze -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html