[ Date Index ] [ Thread Index ] [ <= Previous by date / thread ] [ Next by date / thread => ]
Quoting george <georgeparker20@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>: > So, who is the biggest nerd. There are 4 here I don't understand. Look out > Google, here I come. (I love the one about the infinite number of > mathematicians) OK, let's see if we missed the same ones... > * F(x)= sin(x) walks into a restaurant and > orders some soup. The waiter replies, "Sorry > but we don't cater for functions here." Yup. > * I have a complex relationship with my > girlfriend. I'm Real, and she's Imaginary... Yup. > * What's got feathers and goes "Pieces of > seven, pieces of seven?" A parroty error. Yup. > * An infinite number of mathematicians go into > a bar. One asks for a pint of beer, the next > asks for a half. The third asks for a quarter > of a pint, and the fourth asks for an eighth of > a pint. The barman pours two pints and says > "Just sort it out among yourselves". Yup. > * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are > sliding down. which one falls off first? The > one with the greatest mew. Nope! > * Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because > they can't C sharp. Yup. > * Why do programmers get Halloween and > Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. Yup. > * Two atoms are shooting the shit one day > ATOM 1: Mate, I think I've lost an electron. > ATOM 2: Are you sure? > ATOM 1: Yep, I'm positive. Yup. > * What is the contour interval around western > Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in > eastern Europe. Yup (although borderline on the PC/Taste front!) > * Some people think the glass is half empty. > Some people think the glass is half full. > Database admins think the glass is twice the > size it needs to be. LOL, too true... > * Your mother is so fat she sat on a Binary > Tree and turned it into a linked list in real > time. LOL (but I love these insult-style jokes anyway, always have in a childish way!) > * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The > landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at > the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the > second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred." Nope. M. -- Matthew Macdonald-Wallace matthew@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx http://www.truthisfreedom.org.uk/ -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html