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I don't normally say something like this but Oh My God!!!!! How old is this person. Eveything has an s on the end, softwares, says the Linux, I am now a Marxist. Where did this 'person' come from. I didn't realise that page is actually just a collection of his qutoes. > On Wed, 2008-01-09 at 21:43 +0000, Michael Mortimore wrote: >> A page of interesting things said by Jerry Lee Cooper (whoever that is) >> >> http://rixstep.com/1/1/20070724,00.shtml >> >> from the page: >> "Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows >> underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any >> drivers, and without any services ? >> That sounds preposterous to me." > > This is a load of laughs. > > I quote from a page entitled > The Rat of Cat of Dog of Bride of Son of JerryLeeCooper > > This is a load of laughs. > > > In this environment of lawless anarchy, it is no surprise to find that > the Linux is right at home, and growing - in the same way that a wurm > grows fat and gluttonous when placed in a dark and damp environment full > of refuse and the despondent cast off's of a wealthy society. > > I am not alone in my beliefs that even in this dreadful situation, the > Linux represents a growing market for the softwares. Microsoft has tried > for years to offer their superior office suites and internet products to > markets outside of the Vista, with little success. > > And yet, this is a difficult exersize. Linux represents the old school, > with its mainframe like interface, and arcane secret programming > languages. Porting the softwares to this platform involves hiring the > hippies who understand this obtuse environment. These people are > typically unreliable, and have difficulty living wth the regular 9-5 > work ethic. They believe in intellectual property theft, free love, > substance abuse, and marxism. > > Microsoft has solved these issues in one brilliant sweep by paying cash > for access to these Linux secrets, by making these cross patent deals > with the linux 'Vendors'. This will allow for the interoperability that > the corporations so dearly wish for - the ability to run the Microsoft > Office, and the IE7, as well as the Vista on top of this growing but > amorphous mass known as 'The Linux'. > > In a short time we will all soon see the benefits of these cross > licencing deals, and the softwares will expand out their user bases and > be seen everywhere. Even the most die hard linux afficionado with matted > hair and a red armband will salivate at the prospect of being able to > run the IE7 on his precious linux. >> > -- > james kilty > http://www.kilty.demon.co.uk > > > -- > The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG > http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list > FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html > Dave. Web Developer http://www.dave-wright.co.uk http://www.freesoftwarelinks.co.uk Friends and family web hosting for £30/year -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html